I feel like the “Australian Kiss” pick up line was made for me.
Wait what’s an Australian kiss?
It’s like a French Kiss, but down under.
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.
It can if all of these happen to you in one day
Welcome! I will be making it official and making a post about it for it to start October 1st if anybody wants to join in on the challenge but maybe I will get it up earlier so people can join me now - but have it ‘officially’ set to start on October 1st!
OMG i would so be in.
|me to a white person:||what's your ethnicity|
|white person:||i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc|
|Me:||I won't get jealous.|
|Me:||Who's this fucking whore.|